Here's Your Sign (Revisited)
After the last blog, I figured that it's time to go back to the "lighter side" of things for awhile. :)
As "Blue Collar" comedian Bill Engvall said, stupid people should have to wear a sign saying, "I'M STUPID!".
From the "Here's Your Sign" department of LouieWilliamsJr.com, here's some more Bill Engvall-inspired scenarios for your amusement (gathered from various and sundry websites):
The Computer Lab
A guy goes into the college computer lab, disk in hand, to work on some class assignments.
As he signs in, the attendant asks, "Need to use a computer?". He replies, "No. I'm just gonna sit here and stare at it for awhile... here's your sign."
Deer Hunting
A guy and his uncle are in the woods hunting deer. He sees one, takes aim, shoots, and kills it.
After he's reached the dead deer, his uncle comes over and asks, "Did you get him?". He replies, "No. He's just laying here and letting me pet him... here's your sign."
Car Breaks Down
A guy's car breaks down and he pulls it to the side of the road. The car is belching steam and coolant is spilling onto the ground.
Someone comes up to him and asks, "Did you car break down?". He replies, "No. It's just taking a pee... here's your sign."
"Runaway Bride" Mows The Grass
Speaking of someone who should wear the sign, our favorite "runaway bride" was caught by reporters working off part of her 120 hours of "community service" by mowing grass (plus other various dirty jobs) at the state probation office in Lawrenceville, Georgia.
Please click here for the full article from AJC.com.
Please note that she apparently forgot to wear her sign. I hope her fiancee is wearing his.
And another thing... I really love the term "community service" as used by the judicial system. If "truth in sentencing" were to be applied literally, then the judge would have to say, "For being such a shallow, selfish, and inconsiderate person, I hereby sentence you to 120 hours of working your butt off doing dirty jobs for free." :)
That's all for today. Thanks for visiting and please come again.
As "Blue Collar" comedian Bill Engvall said, stupid people should have to wear a sign saying, "I'M STUPID!".
From the "Here's Your Sign" department of LouieWilliamsJr.com, here's some more Bill Engvall-inspired scenarios for your amusement (gathered from various and sundry websites):
The Computer Lab
A guy goes into the college computer lab, disk in hand, to work on some class assignments.
As he signs in, the attendant asks, "Need to use a computer?". He replies, "No. I'm just gonna sit here and stare at it for awhile... here's your sign."
Deer Hunting
A guy and his uncle are in the woods hunting deer. He sees one, takes aim, shoots, and kills it.
After he's reached the dead deer, his uncle comes over and asks, "Did you get him?". He replies, "No. He's just laying here and letting me pet him... here's your sign."
Car Breaks Down
A guy's car breaks down and he pulls it to the side of the road. The car is belching steam and coolant is spilling onto the ground.
Someone comes up to him and asks, "Did you car break down?". He replies, "No. It's just taking a pee... here's your sign."
"Runaway Bride" Mows The Grass
Speaking of someone who should wear the sign, our favorite "runaway bride" was caught by reporters working off part of her 120 hours of "community service" by mowing grass (plus other various dirty jobs) at the state probation office in Lawrenceville, Georgia.
Please click here for the full article from AJC.com.
Please note that she apparently forgot to wear her sign. I hope her fiancee is wearing his.
And another thing... I really love the term "community service" as used by the judicial system. If "truth in sentencing" were to be applied literally, then the judge would have to say, "For being such a shallow, selfish, and inconsiderate person, I hereby sentence you to 120 hours of working your butt off doing dirty jobs for free." :)
That's all for today. Thanks for visiting and please come again.
posted by Georgia Road Geek at
5:14 AM
